When Good Reindeer Go Bad…
Sadie November 30th, 2007
This is a little long, but its funny.
Rudolph out, Casper in… Just wait untill you see the ending 
Archive for November, 2007
Croissants
Sadie November 30th, 2007
Don’t run out of these at your holiday meal!
Are You Kidding Me?
Sadie November 30th, 2007
I live next to the Dodge Co. Highway Department. I woke up around 5:00am to the sound of snow plows. Normally they start work at 7:00. I was thinking that we must have gotten at least a few inches of snow. I got up to let my dog out, and there was seriously just a dusting of snow. I can still see my grass under it. What a waste of taxpayer money! These jerks are getting two hours of at least time and a half. The worst part is that by February, when we are really getting dumped on, they will be ignoring the roads until there is at least 5 or 6 inches. Idiots.
Christmas Music
Sadie November 29th, 2007
At work we have to listen to Muzak all day. Since coming back to work after Thanksgiving, they have been playing nothing besides Christmas songs. I don’t mean to be a Scrooge, but some of those songs drive me crazy! Who really wants to hear the sexy version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, or the lounge version of Frosty the Snowman. In the words of one of the employees, “Just because they play the song sung 8 different ways, it does not make it a different song!”
Wash Before Wearing
Sadie November 29th, 2007
While contucting a very important business meeting this morning with my staff, one of my co-workers started pointing out the window and laughing. He tried to say what he was laughing about but he couldn’t spit it out. Finally he says, “look at that guy- he must be wearing new jeans!” Sure enough, the man was wearing jeans with the size sticker still stuck down the back of the leg. Seriously, wash your new clothes before wearing them! At least look in the mirror and see how your new jeans make your butt look before you go. We all got a great laugh out of it- Maybe you had to be there.
Good Deal
Sadie November 29th, 2007
I just ordered 5 new books from BarnesandNoble.com. I clicked on their bargain-priced books and found tons more discounted books than you can find in the stores. Right now they have a special also, so I didn’t have to pay for shipping. 5 hardcover former best seller books for $30. It doesn’t get much better than that.
Stop or I’ll Scratch You
Sadie November 29th, 2007
  I dreamt last night that I was shopping at Fleet Farm. For a very long time I looked at the candle sets. I was smelling them and comparing prices. Finally I just walked away from them, knowing I didn’t want or need them. Next I went to look at shirts in the men’s department because there were great Brewer’s shirts there. The problem was that I couldn’t find anyone’s name that I recognized. All of a sudden a young teenage boy yelled out that he was holding everyone hostage. His weapon was the handle of a yellow plastic comb. Someone showed off the cuts that they received from it. They were red and puffy like a cat scratch. I don’t know why nobody challenged this, but they didn’t. After a while I decided to see if I could go to the bathroom. He let me go. The bathroom was big like a movie theater and a lot of people were in the stalls, but there were theater chairs too. In the stall there was no room to move. I left the stall to hear a group of politicians in front of me. One of them made a joke, “Yeah right, I’d rather go red.” I left the bathroom and realized that nobody was under control but nobody was leaving either. Everyone was drinking huge fountain sodas. They were free, and so was tons of candy. I wanted candy, but I was embarassed to take it. I kept looking for a place to hide, knowing I didn’t have to.Â
Dream About Dreaming
Sadie November 27th, 2007
Last night I had a dream about dreaming. I was in a class with all of the managers at work. Each of us had previously written down a dream. Mine had about 8 dream symbols I was supposed to have interpreted. The trouble was I didn’t know I was supposed to have interpreted them because I had missed the last class. I knew two of them without looking up and the others I was going to look up. The only dream symbol that I can be sure I am correctly recalling now was a princess. I am really confused by this dream.  If you care to read the interpretation, click on Continue Reading »
Commet Allez-vous?
Sadie November 26th, 2007
Bonjour -Hello
Parlez-vous anglais - Do you speak English?
Je ne comprends pas - I don’t understand
s’il te plaît - Please
merci - Thanks
Bonsoir - Good Evening
I’d Rather Be Happy
Sadie November 26th, 2007
A happy woman is one who has no cares at all; a cheerful woman is one who has cares but doesn’t let them get her down. ~Beverly Sills